WTF?...And these direct quotes from members of my household:
[Ava and I are in Whole Foods and she is given a sample of the macaroni and cheese that she begged for]
Me: So, what do you think?
Ava: Oooh, Mommy! I can see into my soul!
Later...
[Maria is caught watching TV with binoculars]
Mike: What the heck are you doing?
Maria: Watching Spongebob in GLORIOUS HD.
And finally...
[Mike and I decided to get ourselves a Christmas gift this year, wrap it, and not open it or reveal what it is until Christmas. We decided on a $100 budget]
Mike: I want to do something COOL with my money.
Me: Like what?
Mike: I'm thinking dance lessons. (Yes, he was being serious.)
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